A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.Max Weinreich
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.Ralph Waldo Emerson
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.Ted Turner
There is something about poverty that smells like death.Zora Neale Hurston
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.Henry David Thoreau
A little less complaint and whining, and a little more dogged work and manly striving, would do us more credit than a thousand civil rights bills.W. E. B. Du Bois
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs.