A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.Max Weinreich
It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance.Saint Jerome
Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The Joker What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets ALL MY PRESS This town needs an enemaBatman
You can only cure retail but you can prevent wholesale.Brock Chisholm
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.Laurence J. Peter
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka' (I found it) but 'That's funny ...'
You're alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this Look. Listen. Choose. Act.
How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events, or brought you to them at the wrong time, too young, too old