I know all except myself.Francois Villon
Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be fools who rushed in.Franklin P. Jones
There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad in the best of us, That it hardly behooves any of us To talk about the rest of us.Edward Wallis Hoch
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.Fred Allen
Even a stopped clock is right two times a day.Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.Terry Pratchet, The Last Continent
The race is not [always] to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.