Hell is paved with good Samaritans.William M. Holden
Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.The Talmud
Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.George Bernard Shaw
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.Katharine Hepburn
To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.Francois de la Rochefoucauld
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months.Bill Tammeus
A word to the wise is enough.
War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.