[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
Self-denial is not a virtue it is only the effect of prudence on rascality.George Bernard Shaw
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.Erma Bombeck
A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.Stephen Leacock
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.Old Indian saying
I am a human being, so nothing human is strange to me.Terence Publius Terentius Afer, The Self-Tormentor Heautontimoroumenos
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.