[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.Harry S Truman
The road to success leads through the valley of humility, and the path is up the ladder of patience and across the wide barren plains of perseverance. As yet, no short cut has ever been discovered.Joseph J. Lamb
It's cabin fever season people, that time of year when four walls feel like they're going to come in here and choke the spirit right out of you. Time to lock away those firearms and hang tough. No way through it except to do it.Jeff Melvoin
Often an entire city has suffered because of an evil man.Hesiod
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such who are in the institution wish to get out and such as are out wish to get in.Ralph Waldo Emerson
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
No matter what you believe, it doesn't change the facts.