[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
How much pain have cost us the evils which have never happened.Thomas Jefferson
Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles.Samuel Smiles
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.Abigail Van Buren
There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.Anonymous
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, 'Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
It has always seemed to me extreme presumptuousness on the part of those who want to make human ability the measure of what nature can and knows how to do, since, when one comes down to it, there is not one effect in nature, no matter how small, that eve