[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved.Ann Douglas
In seeking truth you have to get both sides of a story.Walter Cronkite
The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do well, and doing well whatever you do without thought of fame. If it comes at all it will come because it is deserved, not because it is sought after.Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Sinful and forbidden pleasures are like poisoned bread; they may satisfy appetite for the moment, but there is death in them at the end.Tyron Edwards
When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.Winston Churchill
Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
I am a firm believer of reading the horoscopes. I read all twelve, pick the one that sounds the best and go with that one.