Habit, my friend, is practice long pursued, that at last becomes man himself.Evenus
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.Truman Capote
Oscar Wilde: "I wish I had said that." Whistler: "You will, Oscar; you will.Oscar Wilde
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.Joseph Stalin
Happiness is not a goal it is a by-product.Roosevelt, Eleanor
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
If you want to make beautiful music, you must play the black and the white notes together.