Habit, my friend, is practice long pursued, that at last becomes man himself.Evenus
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.Elayne Boosler
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by a common hatred of its neighbors.Dean Inge
Women prefer men who have something tender about them -- especially the legal kind.Kay Ingram
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it would be this Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high. Look it squarely in the eye, and say, I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.Ann Landers
Men in no way approach so nearly to the gods as in doing good to men.Marcus Tullius Cicero
Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies.
There's a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of the heart.