Quotes by Allan Goldfein

Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.

Allan Goldfein

Other Great Authors

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

Jilly Cooper

Trent You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think


It's not enough that I should succeed -- others should fail.

David Merrick

A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost--he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

Josh Billings

Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything.


The hopes of the Republic cannot forever tolerate either undeserved poverty or self-serving wealth.

Franklin D. Roosevelt »

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Lawrence Peter Berra »

Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.

Edward Teller »