Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.Allan Goldfein
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.Jilly Cooper
Trent You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you thinkSwingers
It's not enough that I should succeed -- others should fail.David Merrick
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost--he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.Josh Billings
Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything.Anonymous
The hopes of the Republic cannot forever tolerate either undeserved poverty or self-serving wealth.
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.