Quotes by Allan Goldfein

Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.

Allan Goldfein

Other Great Authors


Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines and the waters flow, this land will be here to give life to men and animals; therefore, we cannot sell this land. It was put here for us by the Great Spirit and we cannot sell it because it does not belong to us.

Blackfoot chief, c. 1880

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

G. K. Chesterton

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.

Arthur C. Clarke

What plays the mischief with the truth is that men will insist upon the universal application of a temporary feeling or opinion.

Daisy Bates

Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Of children as of procreation - the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable.

Evelyn Waugh »

I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.

Lord Brabazon »

If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him to account. If someone makes a promise, see that it is kept If you have to be a pest, then be one, and be proud of it.

Donald G. Smith »