A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.Jerry Seinfeld
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.Jerry Seinfeld
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.Jerry Seinfeld
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.Jerry Seinfeld
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.Jerry Seinfeld
There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."Jerry Seinfeld
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.Jerry Seinfeld
A father is a banker provided by nature.
It was when Lucifer first congratulated himself upon his angelic behavior that he became the tool of evil.
If a way to the better there be, it lies in taking a full look at the worst.