Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Jerry Seinfeld

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Jerry Seinfeld

Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.

Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Jerry Seinfeld

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."

Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Jerry Seinfeld

A dreamer lives forever, And a toiler dies in a day.

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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.

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