A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.Jerry Seinfeld
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.Jerry Seinfeld
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.Jerry Seinfeld
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.Jerry Seinfeld
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.Jerry Seinfeld
There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."Jerry Seinfeld
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.Jerry Seinfeld
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it, and that a very severe one.
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air
How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm I thank thee, night for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to rest is almost wronging such a night as this.