Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Jerry Seinfeld

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Jerry Seinfeld

Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.

Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Jerry Seinfeld

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."

Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Jerry Seinfeld

A novel is not, after all, a historical document, but a way to travel through the human heart.

Julia Alvarez, In the Time of the Butterflies »

We do not know what education can do for us, because we have never tried it.

Robert Hutchins »

He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.

Terry Pratchett, Small Gods »