Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real worldThe Law of Thumb
What a glorious garden of wonders the lights of Broadway would be to anyone lucky enough to be unable to read.G.K. Chesterton
A university's essential character is that of being a center of free inquiry and criticism-a thing not to be sacrificed for anything else.Richard Hofstadter
We face the question whether a still higher standard of living is worth its costs in things natural, wild, and free.Aldo Leopold
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.Carmichael
Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.Weekend Update
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.