The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce intelligence.Philo Vance
The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.Larry Wall
Death is as sure for that which is born, as birth is for that which is dead. Therefore grieve not for what is inevitable.Bhagavad Gita
Three things are necessary for the salvation of man: to know what he ought to believe; to know what he ought to desire; and to know what he ought to do.Saint Thomas Aquinas, Two Precepts of Charity
Man can live far from God -- not outside God. God is wherever we are. Even in suffering? Even in suffering.Elie Wiesel, The Perils of Indifference
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.Jonathan Swift
Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for competitors.
Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult things a man has to do, and he never did it.