Quotes by Tom Lehrer

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that

Tom Lehrer

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Tom Lehrer

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Tom Lehrer

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.

Tom Lehrer

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Tom Lehrer

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

Tom Lehrer

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

Tom Lehrer

No one can harm the man who does himself no wrong.

Saint John Chrysostom »

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.

Oliver Wendell Holmes »