I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like thatTom Lehrer
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!Tom Lehrer
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.Tom Lehrer
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.Tom Lehrer
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.Tom Lehrer
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.Tom Lehrer
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.Tom Lehrer
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
The weak ones are there to justify the strong.