Quotes by Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 09-09-05

We want God to come and save us. But he won't. God doesn't stop levees from failing, he doesn't stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesn't stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated.

Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 09-09-05

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