Testimony is like an arrow shot from a long-bow; its force depends on the strength of the hand that draws it. But argument is like an arrow from a cross-bow, which has equal force if drawn by a child or a man.Charles Boyle
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.Japanese Proverb
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.Redd Foxx
Custom is the great guide of human life.David Hume
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.William Faulkner
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy itJack Handey Deep Thoughts
No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.