This is the short and the long of it.William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 2 scene 2
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that'John Cleese
The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.Alan Ashley-Pitt
One difference between French appeasement and American appeasement is that France pays ransom in cash and gets its hostages back while the United States pays ransom in arms and gets additional hostages taken.William Safire
Always accept good fortune with grace and humility.Mark L. Mika
Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simplier, but much less magical.Trey and Matt Stone Parker
Why is my existence so perfect with dark places? And why do I no longer care?
One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a politician, ready and willing to see people sacrificed, slaughtered, for the sake of an idea, whether a good one or a bad one.
Behold, my son, with what little wisdom the world is ruled.