For God's sake don't say yes until I've finished talking.Christian Nestell Bovee
No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.Christian Nestell Bovee
The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit.Christian Nestell Bovee
If you choose not to decide -- you still have made a choiceNeil Peart
If you suspect a man, don't employ him, and if ypu employ him, don't suspect him.Chinese Proverb
If you are not a liberal at twenty, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.Winston Churchhill
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.