For God's sake don't say yes until I've finished talking.Christian Nestell Bovee
No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.Christian Nestell Bovee
The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit.Christian Nestell Bovee
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, scienceJack Handey Deep Thoughts
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.Charles Caleb Colton
Anxiety is interest paid on trouble before it is due.Dean Inge
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
The past is the tomorrow that got away.
The pupil who is never required to do what he cannot do, never does what he can do.