For God's sake don't say yes until I've finished talking.Christian Nestell Bovee
No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.Christian Nestell Bovee
The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit.Christian Nestell Bovee
A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains.Maxim Gorky
Never tell evil of a man, if you do not know it for certainty, and if you know it for a certainty, then ask yourself, 'Why should I tell it'Johann K. Lavater
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off to go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening, when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind.
Everybody, my friend, everybody lives for something better to come. That's why we want to be considerate of every man--Who knows what's in him, why he was born and what he can do
A friend is a present you give yourself.