He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But he who loses faith loses all.Henry H. Haskins
People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"Emo Phillips
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.Albert Einstein
Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.Lin Yutang
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.Maureen Dowd
Eating and scratching want but a beginning.Romanian Proverb
We're in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment, the state legislature has more to say than God.
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - gunpowder and romantic love.