My son, give me thine heart...Proverbs 2326a Bible
A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.Trey and Matt Stone Parker
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.Jules Feiffer
We have more poets thatnjudges and interpreters of poetry. It is easier to write an indifferent poem that to understand a good one.Michel de Montaigne
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil
It often happens that the real tragedies in life occur in such an inarticulate manner that they hurt one by their crude violence, their absolute incoherence, their absurd want of meaning, their entire lack of style.oscar wilde, Quoted in Ellmann
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
Nothing is more powerful than an idea whose time has come.