An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
The lecturer should give the audience full reason to believe that all his powers have been exerted for their pleasure and instruction.Michael Faraday
An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.Don Marquis
Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.Chief Seattle
There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, Tomorrow, just you wait and see.Nat Burton
The fact that I was a bachelor provided two opportunities or two handles that they might get on me, namely, girls or boys.
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.