It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.Nikolai Gogol
Death is Nature's expert advice to get plenty of Life.Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.Sloan Wilson
Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.Jerry Coleman
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.A. J. Liebling
I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.Willa Cather
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death