Quotes by Steve Allen, from the Question Man segment on the Steve Allen Show

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Steve Allen, from the Question Man segment on the Steve Allen Show

Other Great Authors


Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

Unknown

It becomes a bore doing imaginative books that do not touch imaginations, and at length one stops even planning them.

H. G. Wells, Preface of The Complete Science-Fiction Treasury of H.G. Wells

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a really nice man who wishes she were not.

Mary Catherine Bateson

When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of putting it into practice.

Otto von Bismark

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.

Margaret Cho

If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift.

Homer »

I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.

Richard Feynman »

A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.

George Bernard Shaw »