Quotes by Steve Allen, from the Question Man segment on the Steve Allen Show

"9W"Answer to the question: Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Vagner?

Steve Allen, from the Question Man segment on the Steve Allen Show

Other Great Authors

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?

Charles De Gaulle, in Les Mots du General, 1962

Sometimes I think we'd be better off blind.

Lily Yeamans

If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Union gives strength.


Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success.

William S. Gilbert »

I do not like poems that resemble hay compressed into a geometrically perfect cube. I like it when the hay, unkempt, uncombed, with dry berries mixed in it, thrown together gaily and freely, bounces along atop some truck-and more, if there are some lovely and healthy lasses atop the hay-and better yet if the branches catch at the hay, and some of it tumbles to the road.

Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko »