Quotes by P. T. Barnum

Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.

P. T. Barnum

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Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of things.

Author Unknown

The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches Libertarianism by bankruptcy.

Nick Nuessle

Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic.

Jean Sibelius

You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that - and shudder.

Bible, James 2:19 New International Version

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

Steven Wright

I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.

Jimmy Stewart »

Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly Throw me a bone here

Austin Powers International Man of Mystery »