After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.Marcius Porcius Cato
Carthago delenda est. (Carthage must be destroyed.)Marcius Porcius Cato
Those who steal from private individuals spend their lives in stocks and chains those who steal from the public treasure go dressed in gold and purple.Marcius Porcius Cato
To err is human; to forgive, divine.Alexander Pope
Learn that the present hour alone is man's.Samuel Johnson
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.Rita Rudner
My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you the ability to see yourself as others see you. Then you would realize what a truly special person you are.
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.