So. The time has come for me to get my kite flying, stretch out in the sun, kick off my shoes, and speak my piece. 'The days of struggle are over,' I should be able to say. 'I can look back now and tell myself I don't have a single regret.' But I do. Many years ago a very wise man named Bernard Baruch took me aside and put his arm around my shoulder. 'Harpo, my boy,' he said, 'I'm going to give you three pieces of advice, three things you should always remember.' My heart jumped and I glowed with expectation. I was going to hear the magic password to a rich, full life from the master himself. 'Yes, sir' I said. And he told me the three things. I regret that I've forgotten what they were.Arthur Marx
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.Marvin Minksy
I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters.Steven Wright
The highest of distinctions is service to others.King George VI
"What made the deepest impression upon you?" inquired a friend one day of Lincoln, "when you stood in the presence of the Falls of Niagara, the greatest of natural wonders?" ---- "The thing that stuck me most forcibly when I saw the Falls," Lincoln responded with the characteristic deliberation, "was where in the world did all that water come from?"Author Unknown
Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.Roger Lewin
If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
We are each responsible for our own life - no other person is or even can be.