Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.Lillian
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.Hellen Keller
The deepest experience of the creator is feminine, for it is experience of receiving and bearing.Rainer Maria Rilke
Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all human affairs into account you will find that some comfort is to be derived from them.Saint Basil
If you do good, people may accuse you of selfish motives. Do good anyway.Mother Theresa
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go 'Whoa Whoa' and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The price of greatness is responsibility.
It's not Jerusalem, It's not Baghdad. It's not Bolivia. It's Oklahoma.