There is nothing more practical than a good theory.Leonid Ilich Brezhnev, quoted in V Rich, Nature, 1977, 270, pp470-1
I have a problem about being nearly sixty I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I'm thirty-one.Elizabeth Janeway
I think there probably should be a rule that if you're talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it's understood that you mean lengthwise loaves. Otherwise, it makes no sense.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.Frank Leahy
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.Brendan Gill
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?Zsa Zsa Gabor
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
Eric Draven It's not a good day to be a bad guy.
However much you knock at nature's door, she will never answer you in comprehensible words.