Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.C. V. R. Thompson
The strongest bulwark of authority is uniformity the least divergence from it is the greatest crime.Emma Goldman
Learning makes a man fit company for himself.Thomas Fuller
Nothing which has entered into our experience is ever lost.William E. Channing
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.Robert Graves
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.