The problem with political jokes is they get elected.Henry VII Cate
People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.Mary Pettibone Poole
The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees. Then they fell upon the aborigines.Anon.
Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.Lewis Carroll
The postman always rings twice.James M. Cain
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
The honest man must be a perpetual renegade, the life of an honest man a perpetual infidelity. For the man who wishes to remain faithful must take himself perpetually unfaithful to all the continual, successive, indefatigable, renascent errors.