Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me whether I ever have sawn a woman in half. I reply, Oh, yes I've sawn over seventy women in half in my lifetime, and I'm learning the second half of the trick now.Raymond Smullyan
Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini.Raymond Smullyan
I could prove God statistically.George Gallup
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider.Damon Runyon
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.Albert Einstein
It is not every question that deserves an answer.Publilius Syrus
Hatred is the anger of the weak.
It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.