Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me whether I ever have sawn a woman in half. I reply, Oh, yes I've sawn over seventy women in half in my lifetime, and I'm learning the second half of the trick now.Raymond Smullyan
Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini.Raymond Smullyan
Russians can give you arms but only the United States can give you a solution.Anwar el Sadat
There are two kinds of light -- the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures.James Thurber
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.Judy Garland
What other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart What jailer so inexorable as one's selfNathaniel Hawthorne
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.