Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me whether I ever have sawn a woman in half. I reply, Oh, yes I've sawn over seventy women in half in my lifetime, and I'm learning the second half of the trick now.Raymond Smullyan
Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini.Raymond Smullyan
Humankind differs from the animals only by a little, and most people throw that away.Confucius, Roots of Wisdom 4th edition
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.Sir Thomas Beecham
It's hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the news coverage is just better.Joe Moore
Silence is a text easy to misread.A. A. Attanasio
Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
I don't think you have to teach people how to be human. I think you have to teach them how to stop being inhumane.