Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me whether I ever have sawn a woman in half. I reply, Oh, yes I've sawn over seventy women in half in my lifetime, and I'm learning the second half of the trick now.Raymond Smullyan
Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini.Raymond Smullyan
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher regard those who think alike than those who think differently.Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Love is blind. It will take over your mind. What you think is love, is truly not. You need to elevate your mind.Eve
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.Zig Ziglar
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.Dave Barry
It never occurs to some politicians that Lincoln is worth imitating as well as quoting.
It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.