Be contented when you have got all you want.Holbrook Jackson
Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be your undoing.Holbrook Jackson
No man is ever old enough to know better.Holbrook Jackson
The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound.Pat Elphinstone
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.George Burns
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himselfSir Richard F. Burton
If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain as he is. But if you treat him as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought and could be.
The hero is commonly the simplest and obscurest of men.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.