Quotes by James Magary

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

James Magary

Other Great Authors

My empty waterdish mocks me.

Bob the Dog

But then there's a moment like tonight, a profound and transcendent experience, the feeling as if a door has opened, and it's all because of that instrument, that incredible, magical instrument.

Andrew Schneider

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving any excuse.

Jules Renard

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

John Anthony Ciardi

If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my pen and throw it away.

Victor Hugo

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self respect springs.

Joan Didion »

To suppose, as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave as the rich behave, is like supposing that we could drink all day and keep absolutely sober.

Logan Pearsall Smith »

The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed.

Geoffrey Gorer »