Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.James Magary
My empty waterdish mocks me.Bob the Dog
But then there's a moment like tonight, a profound and transcendent experience, the feeling as if a door has opened, and it's all because of that instrument, that incredible, magical instrument.Andrew Schneider
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving any excuse.Jules Renard
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.John Anthony Ciardi
If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my pen and throw it away.Victor Hugo
Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self respect springs.
To suppose, as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave as the rich behave, is like supposing that we could drink all day and keep absolutely sober.
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed.