Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.James Magary
Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is an absurd one.Voltaire
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.Mark Twain
I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure try to please everybody all the time.Herbert Bayard Swope
Talk unbelief, and you will have unbelief; but talk faith, and you will have faith. According to the seed sown will be the harvest.Ellen G. White
Dr. Evil I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Dear brightest star o'er Bethlehem, O let your precious light shine in with hope and peace toward men in every home tonight.