Quotes by H. Allen Smith, Let the Crabgrass Grow

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

H. Allen Smith, Let the Crabgrass Grow

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Ignorance and inconsideration are the two great causes of the ruin of mankind.

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