Quotes by H. Allen Smith, Let the Crabgrass Grow

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

H. Allen Smith, Let the Crabgrass Grow

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If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends.

J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord Of the Rings, Book Four, Chapter One

Success is not a harbor but a voyage with its own perils to the spirit The lesson that most of us on this voyage never learn, but can never quite forget, is that to win is sometimes to lose.

Richard Milhous Nixon

We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams of Americans.

Reubin Askew

Money There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

Sophocles

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.

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Wayne I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored.

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