Quotes by H. Allen Smith, Let the Crabgrass Grow

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

H. Allen Smith, Let the Crabgrass Grow

Other Great Authors

A strict belief, fate is the worst kind of slavery; on the other hand there is comfort in the thought that God will be moved by our prayers.


Within the problem lies the solution

Milton Katselas

We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganised. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganising: and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress, while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralisation.

Caius Petronius, Roman Consul, 66 A.D.

God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the end.

Harvey Cox

What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.

Edward Dahlberg

There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.

Michel de Montaigne »

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

Mark Twain »

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.

Jewish Proverb »