And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed.St. Luke 2:1
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.Unknown
Government expands to absorb revenue - and then some.Tom Wicker
And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report.Dave Barry
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.Ivern Ball
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.H. L. Mencken
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.