A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.Sir Thomas Beecham
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.Sir Thomas Beecham
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.Sir Thomas Beecham
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.Sir Thomas Beecham
We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda it is a form of truth.John F. Kennedy
A formula for answering controversial letters -- without even reading the letters Dear Sir (or Madame) You may be right.Henry Louis Mencken
Nature is wont to hide herself.
And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.