A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.Sir Thomas Beecham
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.Sir Thomas Beecham
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.Sir Thomas Beecham
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.Sir Thomas Beecham
No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses to sing.Author Unknown
Some people never say the words 'I love you' It's not their style to be so bold. Some people never say those words 'I love you' But, like a child, they're longing to be told.Paul Simon
I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you all.
Beanie You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday