When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look then, if they like what they see, they listen.Pauline Frederick
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives.Camille Paglia
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.Brendan Behan
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.Oscar Wilde
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foeDorothy Rothschild Parker
War kills men, and men deplore the loss; but war also crushes bad principles and tyrants, and so saves societies.
Education alone can conduct us to that enjoyment which is, at once, best in quality and infinite in quantity.