Quotes by Johnny Carson, people magazine special issue

I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Johnny Carson, people magazine special issue

Other Great Authors


Something must be done when you find an opposing set of desires of this kind well to the fore in your category of strong desires. You must set in operation a process of competition, from which one must emerge a victor and the other set be defeated.

Robert Collier

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.

Charlie Finley

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement

Fred Allen

Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.

George Bernard Shaw

Divorces are made in heaven.

Oscar Wilde

It has just been twenty-three years since I began to wander. In the next twenty-three years I wonder if there will come a time when life is no longer a wonderful adventure; when there is not some interesting experience in things or personalities waiting just around the corner. If that time does come, I hope that my release will be swift.

Roy Chapman Andrews, Ends of the Earth, 1929 »

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

George Burns »