Quotes by Johnny Carson, people magazine special issue

I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Johnny Carson, people magazine special issue

Other Great Authors

Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what's in it.

Kenneth Hartley Blanchard

Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe.

Robert Service

When you have loved as she has loved, you grow old beautifully.

W. Somerset Maugham

The danger of success is that it makes us forget the world's dreadful injustice.

Jules Renard

My salad days, When I was green in judgment.

William Shakespeare

What is important is to keep learning, to enjoy challenge, and to tolerate ambiguity. In the end there are no certain answers.

Martina Horner »

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Lord Thomas Dewar »