I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.Johnny Carson, people magazine special issue
The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'Roy Blount, Jr.
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.J Danforth Quayle
Modern man thinks he loses something time when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains except kill it.Erich Fromm
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.John Ciardi
The remarkable thing we have is a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... We cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude.Charles R. Swindoll
It is a sin to persue pleasure as a good and to avoid pain as a evil.
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me.
You can not gain peace by avoiding life.