Quotes by Johnny Carson, people magazine special issue

I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Johnny Carson, people magazine special issue

Other Great Authors

Egotism -- usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.

Barbara Stanwyck

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous - Calvin

Bill Watterson

There is no such thing as a little country. The greatness of a people is no more determined by their numbers than the greatness of a man is by his height.

Victor Hugo

Reverence for life brings us into a spiritual relation with the world which is independent of all knowledge of the universe.

Albert Schweitzer

Canada: A few acres of snow.


Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.

Gene Spafford, 1992 »

Love is a medicine for the sickness of the world a prescription often given, too rarely taken.

Dr. Karl Menninger »

It was the same with those old birds in Greece and Rome as it is now. The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know.

Harry S Truman »