Christians rejoice because God is their heavenly Father who forgives the penitent, because God sent his Son into the world for the salvation of all who have faith, because Jesus Christ not only died but was raised again from the dead and because joy is one of the ninefold fruits of the Spirit.W. G. Morrice
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months.Bill Tammeus
Are you going out after the truth, or are you going out after something you believe?Richard D. Rosen
All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous unpremeditated act without the benefit of experience.Henry Miller
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.Robert Charles Benchley
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.H. Allen Smith
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one.