Quotes by Stephen Wright

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Stephen Wright

Other Great Authors

The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal--or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.

Elizabeth Peters

If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.

Ken Thompson

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.


In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.

Mark Twain

Dwell as near as possible to the channel in which your life flows.

Henry David Thoreau

A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working at the expense of the rascals who work to live.

Voltaire »

Valor is a gift. Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes. And those having it in one test never know for sure if they will have it when the next test comes.

Carl Sandburg »