Quotes by Ivern Ball

A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.

Ivern Ball

Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where it is.

Ivern Ball

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To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.

Hamlet II:ii

It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.

Aldous Huxley

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

Albert Einstein

I tried to find Him on the Christian cross, but He was not there I went to the Temple of the Hindus and to the old pagodas, but I could not find a trace of Him anywhere. I searched on the mountains and in the valleys but neither in the heights nor in the depths was I able to find Him. I went to the Caaba in Mecca, but He was not there either. I questioned the scholars and philosophers but He was beyond their understanding. I then looked into my heart and it was there where He dwelled that I saw Him He was nowhere else to be found.

Jalal ud-Din Rumi

Never let inexperience get in the way of ambition.

Terry Josephson »

Marriage should be a duet -- when one sings, the other claps.

Joe Murray »