Quotes by Ivern Ball

A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.

Ivern Ball

Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where it is.

Ivern Ball

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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

Clint Eastwood, Jr.

Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.

Alf Landon

In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself, ignoring the opinion and advice of friends.

George John Whyte-Melville

The thought manifests as the word; The word manifests as the deed; The deed develops into habit; And habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care, And let it spring from love Born out of concern for all beings.

The Buddha

I guess grace doesn't have to be logical. If it did, it wouldn't be grace.

Max Lucado »

It is sad that while science moves ahead in exciting new areas of research, fine-tuning our knowledge of how life originated and evolved, creationists remain mired in medieval debates about angels on the head of a pin and animals in the belly of an Ark.

Michael Shermer »