Quotes by Ivern Ball

A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.

Ivern Ball

Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where it is.

Ivern Ball

Other Great Authors

A serious problem in America is the gap between academe and the mass media, which is our culture. Professors of humanities, with all their leftist fantasies, have little direct knowledge of American life and no impact whatever on public policy.

Camille Paglia

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.

Al Franken, Stuart Smalley in Saturday Night Live, catchphrase

A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.

Emily Dickinson

Life is not advancement. It is growth. It does not move upward, but expands outward, in all directions.

Russell G. Alexander

At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment.

Benjamin Franklin »

I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.

Scott Adams »

Loving a child doesn't mean giving in to all his whims to love him is to bring out the best in him, to teach him to love what is difficult.

Nadia Boulanger »