A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.Ivern Ball
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where it is.Ivern Ball
When lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner.William Shakespeare, Henry V
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.Stephen Baker
Not all those who wonder are lost.Unknown
Friendship is the highest degree of perfection in society.Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is.
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.