Quotes by Ivern Ball

A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.

Ivern Ball

Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where it is.

Ivern Ball

Other Great Authors

When lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner.

William Shakespeare, Henry V

Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.

Stephen Baker

Not all those who wonder are lost.


Friendship is the highest degree of perfection in society.

Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is.

Thomas Arnold Bennett »

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

A. J. Liebling »