A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.Ivern Ball
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where it is.Ivern Ball
A serious problem in America is the gap between academe and the mass media, which is our culture. Professors of humanities, with all their leftist fantasies, have little direct knowledge of American life and no impact whatever on public policy.Camille Paglia
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.Al Franken, Stuart Smalley in Saturday Night Live, catchphrase
A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.Emily Dickinson
Life is not advancement. It is growth. It does not move upward, but expands outward, in all directions.Russell G. Alexander
At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment.
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
Loving a child doesn't mean giving in to all his whims to love him is to bring out the best in him, to teach him to love what is difficult.